Thursday, January 21, 2010

hello everyone
i am here for the first time and hope some idiots like you would come here to read this blog .i will be writing a fiction on hostel life. so this is the way it goes.well everybody feels that college is a topic to be wrote about,but i fell that college is the essence which adds on enjoyment to hostel life .i hope to update this blog regularly.hope tht u enjoy this story.and yes plz post ur comments and suggestions on regular basis as this story can turn the way u like.

CHAPTER 1
HOUSE OF FREAKS


when i came to my hostel for the first time, my eyes saw various creatures which it never saw before. on the way to my room i saw many freaks varying from a giant size like of giraffe to absurd looking monkeys. i was wondering was i the only human who came to live there.neglecting all this, i moved to my alloted room. moving thru the corridor i saw someone coming half naked ,with his torn towel on and wet underpants in his hands sopping the floor. i could not believe i had to live this hell. i moved to my room there i saw 3 beds lying,3 almirahs , 3 tables and everything in multiple of 3.despite having one thing that i admired was it had good balcony.

then i met my first roommate, which i wud describe as a huge mass body which weighed over a quintal or two and massive height of 6 feet and some inches.
he came up to me with a grin and introduced "hi , i am dilip dixit. "
"abhijeet patel" said i.
we shook hands and i can say that his hands were twice big as mine. i was only thinking that doing all the hard work and clearing all stupid exams you end up having such a college called SVNIT,surat.
then i asked " what is your branch?"
"comps. and urs?"
"civil. where are u from?"
"bhopal.and u ?"
"patiala,punjab."

we also talked about each others rank and all study stuffs.i went for a bath and to my surprise there was no geyser and had a bath within few minutes ,always thinking about is this a college of national importance.however rushing from the bathroom, i went to mess where i food which i could not eat, however was able to gulp 4 chapaties and some rice.and that night to interact to all i could within my corridor.

our college were commencing from next day.we were to reach to college by 8:30. so all of us slept early because no one wanted reach late in his first class.i got up at 6:30 and came 3rd in queue which was also big achievement that time. after finishing with the toilet and chilled cold water bath, we rushed to college.

all sudents took there seats and we were separated in 3 rows with 2 rows of boys and 1 for girls(this also explains sex ratio of our country. i worked hard to fetch last bentch(it feels proud to be a back bencher). i peeped in the row of girls in the search of chiks, but could not find a single girl who appeared appealing. i was thinking that good looking chiks do not move into NITs, they are found in commerce background or move private engg. college where they dont have to study much.one faculty entered with a big register and a book of maths in his hand.he started with the contents of syllabus ,skipping and welcoming gesture or any introduction.he stared with differential equations and asked to solve a question.then he was interrupted by a girl who came late.
"sir,please let me in",said she.
but boss, she was real good chik and she was too beautiful to be described. her pink top was stunning on beautiful skin and i also found my first crush in the college.
"whats the time ?"said the teacher rudely
"sorry sir. i didnt know where to go for the class and...."
"tell me what is asked. no need for blame excuses"teacher interrupted.
"8:45."
"you are 15 minutes late. this is your first and the last time i am letting u in."shouted the faculty.
by this action student moved still & silent. we saw his big eyes bulg out trying to say "how dare u be late in class of faculty serving a decade to the subject" reminding us that we are here as machines and not anything else.
she entered with numb face and sat on the last bench right next to my row(as all benches were occupied). it looked nice having such a girl sit next to u and my heart beat increased.that time i wanted to sympathize her coz she had become my crush but the faculty appeared to be choleric, so i cudnt move up to her. we had a prolonged eye contact lasting 13 seconds(it was really long, i enjoyed it), but it was not good enough for me initiate some conversation.i tried not look at her and concentrate on DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS(which was really difficult). faculty continued to teach till the last second of the lecture and after having attendance he walked away.in between the lectures i communicated with some of students and criticized the teaching strategy.

we had three more lectures which were absolutely boring. it was 12:30 and we all headed to respective hostels. went to mess and found out we had to eat soya bean. in my life of 17 years i never tasted it, now had it eat it in lunch. however, with lots pain i tried with the first bite, it felt like trashing the food (it made me feel, how did i criticize the food made by my mom once).

i went to my room where i saw my room mate DILIP(a living giant). he is no less then WWE champ KHALI. i saw him lying down his bed, his feet were lofting outside the bed. i moved around my block and there i found another cartoon character in my story.
he jumped to me and said "i am leaving the hostel."
well in my mind i felt good, having one idiot less was good reason but somehow cotrolling my emotions i managed to ask
"why do u want to leave and what is ur name?"
"i am JAI KISHAN SHAH and i want to leave this hostel"said he petrifying with fear.
"just tell me what happened to u ?"
"i was ragged by some seniors in our hostel."
i laughed out loud.
"i am in deep trouble and u are laughing at me!!!! are u a moron?"said he anger
"this is hostel for first yearties. you must be fooled my some prank played on you."i explained.
he also started laughing.
"so tell me what did they tell u to do ??"i asked.
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